Sunday, August 8, 2010

Rise of the Machines

 You know those robots that take over your friends msn accounts and send you bogus links to websites that arent really what they say they are? Like

"HEY MY PENIS GREW THREE FEET WITH THESE PILLS! CHECK IT OUT AT, www.ifuckyourcomputer.com"

It seems they got to my sister. See, my sister has been in Greece and Cyprus for the past few weeks so I first suspected it when she brought up an iq test of all things. The machines almost had me but a robotic mind is no match for that of a human, especially my vast cranius. Anyways after having asked the robot a few simple yet expertly placed questions, i had it intellectually check-mated and realized my sister was in danger somewhere in Greece. I have attached the conversation for you to read. If you find clues email them to me. I'm off to save my sister.




Effy says:
 Hey r you there?

Alexandros       - says:
 yea

Effy says:
 i just took an IQ quiz

Alexandros       - says:
 you paid to go to greece and cyprus and thats what you tell me about
 i got your iq
 0
 for losing your fuckin wallet

Effy says:
 I was better than I am! I scored 111

Effy says:
 you should try if you can beat me, http://iqscoretest8.com/?test=4t7mo7afc

Alexandros       - says:
 wait aminute....
 whats your last name

Effy says:
 Im sure you cant lol

Alexandros       - says:
 SAY IT
 SAY VAROUTAS

Effy says:
 take it now while Im in the shower and tell me ur score later

Alexandros       - says:
 LOOK I JUST TOLD YOU ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY IT
 I KNEW IT!

9 comments:

  1. YES! KEEP THEM COMIN' AND I'LL KEEP LAUGHIN'!

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  2. Haha, yeah, I just got this one come through one of my friends too. Dumb bots

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  3. Got that too, hope I didn't get a virus

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  4. LMAO! ALEX UR PERFECT...
    Me and Xtina went thru the same thing last night hahahahhahaha

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  5. I had a very similar experience. Someone whose email I recognized but no longer was on my contacts was talking to me...

    sadboysforlife@hotmail.com: Hi r you there?

    L: ?

    sadboysforlife@hotmail.com: i just took an IQ quiz

    L: that's interesting...

    sadboysforlife@hotmail.com: I was smarter than I am! I scored 111

    L: who are you?

    sadboysforlife@hotmail.com: its obviously me...

    L: what? no.. i', sure it is.. i just dont know who this is

    sadboysforlife@hotmail.com: u gotta try if u can do better than me, http://iqscoretest8.com/?test=34c307eac

    L: but who is this?

    sadboysforlife@hotmail.com: Im sure you cant haha

    L: tell me!

    sadboysforlife@hotmail.com: are you kidding? its me and not some bot, stop this

    L: no one said you were a bot
    L: you're just not on my friends

    sadboysforlife@hotmail.com: im not a bot silly, its me

    L: and i forgot
    L: CLEARLY YOU ARE A BOT

    sadboysforlife@hotmail.com: take it now while Im in the shower and tell me ur score later

    L: CLEARLY
    L: you lie so much
    L: it saddens me
    L: we could have had something

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  6. Any risk for it? I also get the same msg from my friend in MSN list.

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  7. Oh my god... I just got that same exact thing... and flipped shit on the bot. And so did my friend whose msn was hacked.

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  8. @Lara Hilarious stuff!

    I had a similar experience this afternoon. Posted the pic on imageshack

    http://yfrog.com/mqthebitchslap20j

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